Tuning: [E] [A] [D] [G] [B] [E]
Capo: 4th fret
[Intro]
[Bm] [Em]
[A] [D]
[G] [Em] [F#]
[Verse]
[Bm] [Em]
My heart is paralyzed
[A] [D]
My head was oversized
[G] [Em] [F#]
I'll take the high road like I should
[Bm] [Em]
You said it's meant to be
[A] [D]
That it's not you, it's me
[G] [Em] [F#]
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my
friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
[G]
She went down in an airplane
[D]
Fried getting suntanned
[A] [Bm] [A]
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[G] [D] [C#] [F#]
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
[G]
She met a shark underwater
[D]
Fell and no one caught her
[A] [Bm] [A]
I returned everything I ever bought her
[G] [D] [F#]
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say good bye
[Bm] [Em]
[A] [D]
[G] [Em] [F#]
[Verse]
[Bm] [Em]
My pride still feels the sting
[A] [D]
You were my everything
[G] [Em] [F#]
Someday I'll find a love
like yours (A love like your's)
[Bm] [Em]
She'll think I'm Superman
[A] [D]
Not super minivan
[G] [Em] [F#]
How could you leave on Yom Kippur
That's cool but if my friends
ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
[G]
She was caught in a mudslide
[D]
Eaten by a lion
[A] [Bm] [A]
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[G] [D] [C#] [F#]
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
[G]
She dried up in the desert
[D]
Drowned in a hot tub
[A] [Bm] [A]
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
[G] [D] [F#]
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
[Bm] [Em]
[A] [D]
[G] [Em] [F#] [F]
[Bridge]
[A]
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
[G]
I wanna be the one you're dying to
[A] [G]
Love...but you don't want to
[F#]
That's cool but if my friends
ask where you are I'm gonna say
[F#]
That's cool but if my friends
ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
[G]
She went down in an airplane
[D]
Fried getting suntanned
[A] [Bm] [A]
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[G] [D] [C#] [F#]
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
[G]
She met a shark underwater
[D]
Fell and no one caught her
[A] [Bm] [A]
I returned everything I ever bought her
[G] [D] [F#]
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
[G]
She was caught in a mudslide
[D]
Eaten by a lion
[A] [Bm] [A]
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[G] [D] [C#] [F#]
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
[G]
She dried up in the desert
[D]
Drowned in a hot tub
[A] [Bm] [A]
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
[G] [D] [F#]
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
[F#] [D] [A]
[G] [D] [A]