Verse 1:
What is it [A]about them?
I must be missing [E]something
They just keep doing [Bm]nothing
Too [Dm]intoxicated to be scared
Better off [A]without them
They're nothing but [E]unstable
Bring ashtrays to the [Bm]table
And that's about the [Dm]only thing they share
Chorus:
I'm[F#m] in their second [Faug]hand smoke
[A]Still just drinking [B/D#]canned Coke
I[Bm] don't need a Xanny to feel better
On [F#m]designated [Faug]drives home
[A]Only one who's [B/D#]not stoned
[Bm]Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever
Interlude:
Can you check your Uber rating? Oh my god
(And it's like, wait, like, when?)
Verse 2:
Wakin' up at [A]sundown (Ooh)
They're late to [E]every party (Ooh)
Nobody's ever [Bm]sorry (Ooh)
Too inebriated [Dm]now to dance
Morning as they [A]come down (Come down)
Their pretty heads [E]are hurting (Hurting)
They're awfully bad at [Bm]learning (Learning)
Make the same [Dm]mistakes, blame circumstance
Chorus:
[F#m]I'm in their second [Faug]hand smoke
[A]Still just drinking [B/D#]canned Coke
I[Bm] don't need a Xanny to feel better
[F#m]On designated [Faug]drives home
[A]Only one who's [B/D#]not stoned
[Bm]Don't give me a Xanny, now or [E] [E7]ever
Bridge:
[Bm]Please don't try to kiss me on the [E] [E7]sidewalk
On your [F#m]cigarette [Faug]break [A] [D#dim]
I [Bm]can't afford to love [E]someone
Who [E7]isn't dying [F#m]by [Faug]mistake in [A]Silver [D#dim]Lake
[Bm] [E]
Outro:
What is it about [A]them?
I must be missing [E]something
They just keep doin' [Bm]nothing
N.C
Too intoxicated to be scared
[A]Hmm, [E]hmm
[Bm]Hmm, [F#m]mmm, [Faug]mmm, [A]mmm, mmm
[A]Come down
[E]Hurting
[Bm] [Faug]Learning