1. [C]Where do [G]butterflies [F]go when it [C]rains? [C] [G] [F] [C]
[C]Who goes [G]around & [F]tucks in the [C]trains? [C] [G] [F] [C]
[C]What makes a [G]teddy [F]bear like to [C]sleep? [C] [G] [F] [C]
[F]Why do we all make [Dm]promises [G]that we can't [C]keep? [G] [F] [C]
[C] [G] [F] [C]
2. [C]Where do [G]puppy dogs [F]go when their [C]sad? [C] [G] [F] [C]
[C]And what do [G]elephants [F]say when their [C]mad? [C] [G] [F] [C]
[C]Who do you [G]tell if you [F]don't have a [C]friend? [C] [G] [F] [C]
[F]Why do we open our [Dm]mouths [G]and stick our foot [C]in? [G] [F] [C]
[C] [G] [F] [C]
Chorus: [F]These are the things that [Bb]bother [Bb]me
[F]Not a lot of things a- [Bb]cross some [F]sea
[F]I don't even have a [Bb]master [F]plan
[F]I guess that I am [G]just a simple [C]man [G] [F] [C]
[C] [G] [F] [C]
Intrumental:
[Bb] [F] [Bb] [G]
[C] [G] [F] [C]- [C] [G] [F] [C]
[C] [G] [F] [C]- [C] [G] [F] [C]
3. [F]Where do [G]robins [F]sleep on the [C]road? [C] [G] [F] [C]
[C]And how can a [G]little ant [F]carry that [C]load? [C] [G] [F] [C]
[C]Why write [G]words that we [F]have to [C]erase? [C] [G] [F] [C]
[F]Why does everyone [Dm]have [G]more than one [C]face?
[C] [G] [F] [C]
Chorus: [F]These are the things that [Bb]bother [Bb]me
[F]Not a lot of things a- [Bb]cross some [F]sea
[F]I don't even have a [Bb]master [F]plan
[F]I guess that I am [G]just a simple [C]man [G] [F] [C]
Outro
[C] [G] [F] [C]- [C] [G] [F] [C]X 4