Does [D]anybody know how long 'til World War [A7]Three? I wanna know, I've Gotta book me holi[D]dee
They want me in the army but I just can't [A7]go I'm far too busy listening to the radi[D]o
The whole thing's daft - I don't know [A7]why You have to laugh or else you'll [D]cry
You have to live or else you'll [A7]die You have to laugh or else you'll [D]cry
My [D]friends say that we're headed for a grotty [A7]time It's just a bit of slapstick in the panto[D]mime
We're headed for disaster but I just don't [A7]care Just shut your eyes and count to ten you won't be [D]there
The whole thing's daft - I don't know [A7]why You have to laugh or else you'll [D]cry
You have to live or else you'll [A7]die You have to laugh or else you'll [D]cry