(Verse 1)
[D]He's clingy, he's loving, he [A]always initiates
[D]Calling and touching, it [A]feels like just yesterday
He [G]wanted all four of [D]my [A] [D]personalities
Now [G]I don't [A]recognize this
(Pre-Chorus)
[D]Stranger (Stranger)
Danger (Danger)
[A]There in my bed at night
[D]Wide-eyed (Dreamin')
Pondering (Schemin')
What [A]life without [D]me'd be like
[G]Can I return him, give [A]back the version I like?
[Bb]This one's [C]bullshit, baby
(Chorus)
[F]My man on his [Am]willpower is [Bb]something I don't [Bbm]understand
He [Am]fell in love with [Dm]self-restraint and [Bb]now it's getting out of hand
He [F]used to be literally [A]obsessed with me
I'm suddenly the [Bb]least sought-after girl in the [Bbm]land
Oh, [Am]my man on his [Dm]willpower is [Eb]something I don't under
Something I don't [D]understand
(Verse 2)
[D]He's busy, he's working, he [A]doesn't have time for me
My [D]slutty pajamas not [A]tempting him [D]in the least
[G]What in the fucked-up [A]
romantic, dark comedy [G]is this [A]nightmare lately?
[D]Yeah, okay, okay, he's on his big [A]journey to find
[D]A little sense of life and his sense of purpose, but why?
(Pre-Chorus)
I'm [G]right here (Right here)
I'm waving (Hello)
The [A]joke can be over now
[Bb]You're so [C]silly, baby
(Chorus)
[F]My man on his [Am]willpower is [Bb]something I don't [Bbm]understand
He [Am]fell in love with [Dm]self-restraint and [Bb]now it's getting out of [C]hand
He [F]used to be literally [A]obsessed with me
I'm suddenly the [Bb]least sought-after girl in the [Bbm]land
Oh, [Am]my man on his [Dm]willpower is [Eb]something I don't under—
Something I don't [F]understand
(Outro)
[Am]No, [Dm]oh [Bb]
[F]My man's in [A]touch with his emotions
[Bb]My man won't [Bbm]touch me with a twenty-foot pole
[Am]My man's [Dm]forgotten his devotion
[Eb]Where he's gone? God only knows (Where he's gone? God only [F]knows)