On the [C]western side of Quahog
If you'd [G/B]care to come along
There's a [Am7]club that's so exclusive
That the [F]line is ten miles [C]long
Where the [Em]douchebags come to party
And to [A7]spend their fathers' [G7]cash
Just to [Em]take home slutty [A7]women
And then [Dm7]wake up with a [G7]rash
Yeah they [Dm7]wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up with a [G7]rash
Take me [C]out to pLace tonight
Where the [G/B]wool knit caps are [E7]tight
And the [Am7]guys in hooded [A7]sweatshirts
Have for[F]gotten [F#dim]that they're [G]white
Take me [C]out to pLace tonight
Where a [G/B]dude can pick a [E7]fight
Over [Am7]who takes home that [A7]smoking Chinese [F]bar skank...
[G7] On the [C]right
There's a [C]throng of trendy people
And they're [G/B]streched around the block
And there's [Am7]one unpleasant deaf guy
Who just [F]really shouldn't [C]talk
There's a [Em]chick who's kind of Persian
And a [A7]broad with zero [G7]fat
And a [Em]giant human [A7]monkey
Oh no [Dm7]wait, that's Spencer [G7]Pratt
Yeah, you're [Dm7]right...that's Spencer [G7]Pratt
Take me [C]out to pLace tonight
To a [G/B]bathroom stall de[E7]light
Where a [Am7]girl will help you [A7]empty
Every [F]last e[F#dim]lectro[G]lyte
Take me [C]out to pLace tonight
Where there [G/B]ain't no cellu[E7]lite
And we'll [Am7]drink ourselves in[A7]sane until we're [F]feeling...
[G7] Dyna[C]mite!