Capo 2
Intro: [D] [Bm] [Em] [A]
[D] [Bm] [Em] [A]
[D]If you were a wise man, [Bm]baby, you would drop
[Em]Every other ho, ho, ho and [A]put me on top
[D]Up there on your tree, better [Bm]treat me like a star
[Em]Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, [A]spend it on my heart
F*ck the [G]jet, send the [Gm]sleigh
It's a [F#m]packed holiday, and I got [A]options, babe (Aah)
If [D]you don't wanna [Bm]buy me presents, [Em]drink me like a warm glass of [A]milk
If [D]you're not gonna [Bm]race here from the [Em]North Pole to Beverly [A]Hills
Just to [F#m]keep my stocking [Em]filled
Well, [A]I know somebody who [D]will
(Somebody who [Bm]will, uh-huh, somebody who [Em]will, somеbody who [A]will)
(Buy me presents, baby)
[D]Hе's a little bit older (Like super [Bm]old)
Got a bit of a dad bod [Em]
From a city that's colder (Brr) [A]
But damn' it, he's so hot [D]
He knows when I'm sleepin' (Sleepin')
[Bm]And he knows when I'm no-ot
[Em]Haven't like seen him in a while
He's probably just busy at his workshop
F*ck the [G]jet (Fuck the jet), send the [Gm]sleigh (Send the sleigh)
It's a [F#m]packed holiday, and I got [A]options, babe (No, ooh)
If [D]you don't wanna [Bm]buy me presents, [Em]drink me like a warm glass of [A]milk (Ooh)
If [D]you're not gonna (Not gonna) [Bm]race here
from the [Em]North Pole to Beverly [A]Hills (Beverly Hills)
Just to [F#m]keep my stocking [Em]filled (So filled)
Well, [A]I know somebody who [D]will (Somebody who wiil)
(Somebody who [Bm]will, somebody who [Em]will, somebody who [A]will)
(Buy me presents, baby)
[F] [Dm] [Gm] [C] [F] [Dm] [Gm] [A]
If [D]you don't wanna [Bm]buy me presents, [Em]drink me like a
warm glass of [A]milk (Drink me like a warm glass of milk)
If [D]you're not gonna (Ooh) [Bm]race here from the [Em]North Pole to Beverly [A]Hills
Just to [F#m]keep my stocking [Em]filled (Ooh, ooh)
Oh, I know somebody who will