You used to get it in your fish[E]nets
Now you only get it in your n[C#m]ight dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for[F#m] niceness
Landed in a very common [B]crisis
Everything's in order in a b[E]lack hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the [C#m]past though
The Bloody Mary's lacking her Ta[F#m]basco
Remember when you used to be a [B]rascal?
Chorus
Oh the boy's a [F#m]slag
The best you ever had[B]
The best you ever had[F#m]
Is just a [B]memory and those [F#m]dreams
But as daft as [B]they seem
As daft as they[F#m] seem
My love when you d[A]ream them up...
Verse
Flicking through a little book of s[E]ex tips
Remember when the boys were all el[C#m]ectric?
Now when she's told she's gonna [F#m]get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just f[B]orget it
Clinging to not getting senti[E]mental
Said she wasn't going but she [C#m]went still
Likes her gentlemen not to be g[F#m]entle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting [B]pencil?
Chorus
Oh the boy's a [F#m]slag
The best you ever [B]had
The best you ever [F#m]had
Is just a m[B]emory and those d[F#m]reams
But as daft as they [B]seem
As daft as they [F#m]seem
My love when you [B]dream them up
Oh [G#m]Flo, where did you[C#m] go?
Where did you [F#m]go?
Where did you [G#m]go? W[F#m]oah.
Instrumental
[E] [C#m] [F#m] [B]
Chorus
[E]Falling abo[C#m]ut
You [F#m]took a left off Last Laugh [B]Lane
You were just [E]sounding it ou[C#m]t
[F#m]You're not coming back aga[B]in.
[E]Falling abo[C#m]ut
You [F#m]took a left off Last Laugh [B]Lane
You were just [E]sounding it ou[C#m]t
[F#m]You're not coming back ag[B]ain.
Outro
You used to get it in your [E]fishnets
Now you only get it in your [C#m]night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for [F#m]niceness
Landed in a very common [B]crisis
Everything's in order in a [E]black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the [C#m]past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in [F#m]Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a [B]rascal? [C#m]