Intro
[A] [F#m]
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Verse 1
And [A]irony is okay[F#m], I suppose, [D]culture is to [E]blame
You [A]try and mask your [F#m]pain in the [D]most postmodern [E]way
You lack [A]substance when you [F#m]say
Something [D]like, "Oh, what a [E]shame"
It's just a [A]self-referential [F#m]way that stops you [D]having to be
[E]human
I'm [A]assuming you'll [F#m]balloon when you [D]remove the dirty [E]spoon
And start [A]consuming like a [F#m]human, that's[D] what I am [E]assuming
Pre-Chorus
I'm [A]sure that [F#m]you're not [D]just another [E]girl
I'm [A]sure that [F#m]you're gonna [D]say that I was [E]sexist
I [A]feel like [F#m]you're running [D]out of all the [E]things
[A]I liked [F#m]you [D]for
Chorus
[E]Why can't we be [A]friends, when we are [F#m]lovers?
'Cause it always[D] ends with us hating each [E]other
Instead of calling me [A]out, you should be pulling me [F#m]in
I've [D]just got one more [E]thing to say
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
Verse 2
And[A] why would you[F#m] believe
You could [D]control how you're [E]perceived
When at your[A] best you're [F#m]intermediately
[D]Versed in your own [E]feelings?
Keep on [A]putting off [F#m]conceiving
It's only[D] you that you're [E]deceiving
Oh, don't [A]have a child, don't [F#m]cramp your style, I'll [D]leave it
Chorus
[E]Why can't we be [A]friends, when we are [F#m]lovers?
'Cause it always[D] ends with us hating each [E]other
Instead of calling me [A]out, you should be pulling me[F#m] in
I've [D]just got one more [E]thing to say
Outro
I'm [A]just pissed off [F#m]because you pied me [D]off
After your [E]show when you let go[A] of my hand
[F#m]In front of some [D]sket who wanted to [E]bitch on you
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]