[Am] [F] [C] [G]
[Am]Candlelight and moonlight[F]all around us
[C]I look into your [G]eyes
You [Am]hold my hand under[F]neath the table
[C]and I can't dis[G]guise the way I [Am]feel
I could've [F]wished a thousand [C]wishes
For this [G]night I can't be[Am]lieve
That it's finally [F]me and you and [C]you and me
Just [G]us, and your friend [C]Steve
Do do do [G]do do do do, [C]Steve
Do do do [G]do do do do, [Am]leave
What's the deal with [F]your friend Steve?
[C]hey, hows it [G]going?
You [Am]took me out for waffles and [F]to the movies
I was [C]hoping for ro[G]mance
You [Am]even took me to the [F]Mexican circus
I [C]thought there was a [G]chance we'd be a[Am]lone
I could've [F]wished a thousand [C]wishes
For [G]Steve to disap[Am]pear
What the [F]heck's your freaking [C]problem?
[G]Why he's always [C]here?
Do do do [G]do do do do, [C]Steve
Do do do [G]do do do do, [Am]Go Away
What's the deal with [F]your friend Steve?
[C]hey, hows it [G]going?
[Am]It's not that I don't [G]like your friend
But [C]how many hours with [F]him can you spend?
And it's [Am]not that I don't [G]think he's great
But it's [C]only you, only [G]you
I wanna [F]fellate [C]
[Am]Are you gay for Steve?
I [F]think you may be
And [C]that would be al[G]right
But [Am]let a chick know just [F]what your steez is
[C]So, I know if I [G]should shave tonight
I could've [F]wish a thousand [C]wishes
'Cause I [G]like to be with [Am]you
But it's always [F]me and you, and [C]your friend Steve
There's [G]nothing I can-
[C]
Do do do [G]do do do do, [C]Steve
Do do do [G]do do do do, [Am]seriously?
Why don't you just [F]gonna be with your
best friend, and [F]boyfriend-
[C]Steve