[Am] [F] [C] [G]
Verse 1:
[Am]Candlelight and moonlight a[F]all around us
[C]I look into your [G]eyes
[Am]You hold my hand undern[F]underneath the table
[C]And I can't disgu[G]disguise the way I f[Am]feel
I could've [F]wished a thousand [C]wishes
For this [G]night I can't be[Am]believe
Chorus:
That it's finally [F]me and you and [C]you and me
Just us[G]us and your friend [C]Steve
Do do do[G]do do do do do [C]Steve
Do do do[G]do do do do do l[Am]leave
What's the deal with [F]your friend Steve?
hey, how it[G]it's going?
Verse 2:
[Am]You took me out for whoppers and t[F]to the movies
[C]I was hoping for ro[G]romance
[Am]You even took me to the M[F]Mexican circus
[C]I thought there was a [G]chance we'd be [Am]alone
I could've wis[F]wished a thousand wis[C]wishes
For Stev[G]Steve to disappe[Am]disappear
Chorus:
What the [F]hecks your freaking pr[C]problem?
[G]Why he's always [C]here?
Do do do do do d[G]do do Steve [C]
Do do do[G]do do do do do Go [Am]away
what's the deal with your f[F]friend Steve?
hey, how it[G]it's going?
Bridge:
[Am]It's not that I don't [G]like your friend
But how [F]many hours with him can [C]you spend?
[Am]And it's not that I do[G]don't think he's great
But it's[F]it's only you, [G]only you
I wanna [C]fellate [F]
Verse 3:
[Am]Are you gay for Steve, I think you [F]may be
[C]And that would be alrig[G]alright
[Am]But let a chick know just what your [F]steez is
[C]So I know if I sh[G]should shave tonight [Am]
Chorus:
I could've wis[F]wish a thousand wishe[C]wishes
'Cause I[G]I like to be with[Am]with you
But it's always [F]me and you and y[C]your friend Steve
There's[G]There's nothing I can [C]
Do do do[G]do do do do do Ste[C]Steve
Do do do[G]do do do do do [Am]
Why d[G]don't you just gonna be with your best friend
and [F]boyfriend Steve.
(mute)
Oh, hey -
Kate: You know what, I don't actually
care how he's doing.
Riki: Me either.
[C]Steve