Intro: [D] [E] [A]
My [D]dog just ran away and I am [E]feeling pretty [A]bad
I've been [D]sneaking out at night and my [E]parents are real [A]mad
I've been [D]taking lots of drugs because they [E]teach me not to [A]care
Yeah I [D]guess that's how you cheat because [E]life doesn't play [A]fair
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[D]Oo [E]oo [A]oo [E]oo [A]h
[D]Oo [E]oo [A]oo [E]oo [A]h
My [D]brother told that he's gonna [B]kill himself [A]tonight
With a [D]whole bottle of Prozac or a [B]shiny kitchen [A]knife
He [D]said that when he's dead I'll have his [B]Nintendo [A]64
And I can [D]play it all night long sitting [B]on the basement [A]floor
Interlude:
[D]Oo [E]oo [A]oo [E]oo [A]h
My [D]girlfriend told me that she doesn't [E]love me [A]anymore
And I [D]wish I didn't care but I thought [E]she was really [A]cool
So I [D]drank a ton of liquor then I [E]threw up in her [A]sink
She said [D]next time use the toilet then she [E]offered me a [A]drink
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[D]Oo [E]oo [A]oo [E]oo [A]h [D]