Nhịp: 4/4, tempo: 143, điệu: Country
[G] | [G] | [C] | [C]
Well, [C] I had myself a girl-[C/G] friend
For almost two whole [F] years
We [C] had no secrets
We had no [G] fears [G]
There was [C] nothing we wouldn't do
When we [F] were in the sack
She'd even [G] pop the zit on my [C] back [C/G]-[C]
But one night I was out cheating
After [F] I drank a few
She [C] caught me red handed
And said [Am] we're through
[C] Now she's [G] got a new [C] boyfriend
It nearly [F] gave me a heart attack
'Cause [C] who's gonna [G/G] pop this zit on my [C] back?
Well I [F] got a pimple and I don't [C] know why
It [Dm7] keeps growing in [G] the same [C] place
I [Dm] can't reach [Am] it with my [D] left or right hand
I wish it was on my [G] face
It's four days [F] old
And it hurts so [Dm7] bad
But it's [C] ready for a [Am] squeeze
[Dm] Won't some-[Dm/A] body pop it for me [G] please?
I'll give you ten dollars
[C] If you're a [G] girl in [C] this lonely world
[C/G] And you're looking [C] for a [F] guy
I'll [C] never cheat [G] again, I [C] promise
[G] That's no lie
There's [C] only one thing I [C] ask of you
Could we [F] name our first child Zak? [Dm]
Oh, [C] one more [G] thing
Please pop this zit on my [C] back
I'm [C] dying here! [G]
A pimple [D] ay-hee
A pop-a-doodly-[F/C] doo
Squirt heedly-[G] hoo
Well I'm [C] sitting alone by the [C/G] phone
And [F] no one [C] seems to [F] call
I try to [C] scrape my [G] zit off [C] on the [Am] kitchen [G] wall
Well that [C] don't work, so I look around
And find a [F] big shiny thumb-tack
Put it [F] on the [G] floor, lay down
Pop the [D] zit on my [C] back [G]-[C]