I love you
More than the brimstone loves the f[A]fire
More than B[Amaj7]Beelze loves her b[A7]bub
More than a ma[N.C.]maggot loves gangrenous [Dmaj7]stubs
You make my spirit sing
Yeah, you make me glad I live in H[A]Hell
Our love is a [Amaj7]story sweet to t[A7]tell
Yeah, you cast a special satanic sp[E]spell over my he[D]heart
Love is a journey we decided to st[A]start
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be ap[D]apart
I love you
I l[A]love you
I love you
I l[D]love you
I love you
I l[A]love you
I love you
[Bridge]
I l[Gm]ove you I love you I lo[F#m]ve you I love you I l[F]ove y[N.C.]ou...
(I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, HAHAHA!)
[Verse]
[F#m] [N.C.]Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge? [A] [F#m]
[N.C](Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!)[A]sounds!) [Bm]
N.C
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
(Your [C#]demon host, As[D]Asmodeus, the em[C#]embodiment of lust!)
[Chorus]
Give me a [F#m]thrust
Yeah, show me some l[Bm]lust
From the groin to the b[C#]bust
In desire we t[Bm]trust
In the house of As[F#m]Asmodeus (Trumpet, HA!)
[Verse]
Little i[A]imp, you came here to sing your[G]your serenade
[D] Perform your feelings on a v[Bm]velvety stage
W[C#]ell,[N.C.] we got a saying that's popu[Bm]lar [N.C.]in these parts
([C#]Only[N.C.] little bitches strum the st[C#]rings of their hearts!)
[F#m]You wanna hang around this lustful town? [A]
[F#m]Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around [A]
[Bm]Here we sing about wants and desires
(De[C#]pravity, s[D]avagery, loins h[C#]otter than fire!)
[Chorus]
So, give me a t[F#m]thrust
Show me some l[Bm]lust
From the groin to the b[C#]bust
Little imp, you just m[Bm]must
In the house of As[F#m]Asmodeus
[Post-Chorus]
Come on, sing us a [F#m]song
Make sure the subject is [Bm]getting it on
Make it graphic and t[C#]tactfully long
(Be sure to rh[Bm]rhyme "thong" and "shlong")
Go ah[C#]ahead, the mic's on
[Bridge]
[Dmaj7]I want to
(Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?)
Make gentle love to y[A]you
[Verse]
Ugh, what a limp-dick [Amaj7]imp
You're really killing the v[A7]vibe
Get a load of this dw[D]dweeb and his unsatisfied br[E]bride
[Interlude]
[F#m]Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times
(What? Blitz?)
And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciti[A]exciting!
[Verse]
That Blitzo? So, y[Amaj7]you're showing your face?
Hey [A7]everybody, this guy's a total disgrace
Some n[D]nerves you got to comment on a re[C#]relationship
L[D]Last I checked your love life is a p[E]pile of shit
[Verse 5]
N.C.
Oh, Blitzo?
I used to d[D]date him! (Oh, Verosika, and you[A]you're here)
I'd stroke and I'd fe[D]fellate him (Fellate him, fell[A]fellate him)
Yeah, but when it was [D]my turn (My turn, my t[A]turn)
He did no recipro[D]reciprocatin' (What a bitch-ass)
[C#]A selfish imp in the sh[D]sheets
And just as bad in the st[E]streets
A reckless, heartbreaking [C#/F]FREAK.
[Bridge]
[F#m]Who's [N.C.]that at your table?
Is your date a demon prince? [A]
[F#m]Stolas,[N.C.]Stolas, is that you?
(Are you sleeping with an imp?)[A]imp?)
[Verse]
W[Bm]Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall
You [A]used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all!
I h[G]hope you didn't give it up so y[C#]you and him could get it up
[Chorus]
You sold your life for a th[F#m]thrust
Now, that's the spirit of l[Bm]lust
Grab your groin or a [C#]bust
You better get your head [Bm]must
Pretend you don't see that [C#]crust
Hump 'til your junk turns to [D]dust
In the [C#]house of Asmode- [F#m]
[Interlude]
N.C
Hey! I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox
(Yeah, I was.)
[Outro]
[Dmaj7]I love us
I love us just the way we a[A]are
Don't have to p[Amaj7]pretend to like to do things we d[A7]don't
I've always got you ar[N.C.]around to laugh at my stupid jo[D]jokes
I'll never [A]take you for granted [D]
I'll always g[A]give you my best [D]
And if you can o[A]offer the same thing
We'll h[Bm]handle the rest
Cause I l[D]love you, cause I l[A]love you.