Let me [G]tell you about my buddy, he's 3,000 years old,
He's wrapped in bandages and covered in mold and de[C]bris
My undead mummy and [G]me. Mm-mm...
If a [G]bully ever tries to poke me in the eye,
I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy, and he'll [C]flee,
From my undead mummy and [G]me.
All the [D]kids at school are gonna [Em]have a conniption,
When [A7]they get a load of my [C]funky Egyptian M[D]C...
My [Cm]undead mummy and [G]me, Yeah... [Cm]Undead mummy and [G]me!