[Am]Tell me whats makin' you jump like that! S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't [Am]got no chickens, Ain't got no rats... S-I-M-P,Squirrels in my pants!
[Am]S to the I to the M to the P, then maybe you can be moving like me...
[D7]Step right over and watch me put it [Am]down... Squirrels Squirrels!
[D7]Step right over and watch me put it... [Am]S to the I to M to the P!
[Am]Who you got back and watering your plants? S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
[Am]How can I qualify for government graaaants S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
[Am]Hypnotize me, put me in a trance... S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
[Am]Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance. She can't see the- Squirrels in my Pants!
[D7]Step right over and watch me put it down...[Am]Squirrels! Squirrels!
[D7]Step right over and watch me put it... [Am]S to the I to the M to the P!