[C]I thought that i had everybody [Am]on my side
But i [Dm]went and blew it, [G7]all sky high
And [Em7]now she won't even spare a [A7]passing glance
All [Dm]just because i [G7]ripped my pants
When [C]big Larry came round just to [Am]put him down
[Dm7]Spongebob turned [G7]into a clown
And [Em7]no girls ever [A7]wants to dance
With a [Dm7]fool who went [G7]and ripped his pants
I [Em7]know I shouldn't mope around I [A7]shouldn't curse
But the [Dm]pain feels so much [Fm]worse
Cause [Em7]widdin' up with no one is a [A7]lot less fun
Than a [Dm]burn from the sun, or [G7]sand in your buns
[C]Now i learned a lessons I won't [Am]soon forget
So [Dm]listen and you [G7]won't regret
Be [Em7]true yourself don't [A7]miss your chance
And you [Dm]won't end up like the [G7]fool who ripped
his [C] [C] [G7] [C]pants