[C]You booked the night train for a [G]reason
So you could [Am]sit there in this [F]hurt
[C]Bustling crowds or silent [G]sleepers
You're [Am]not sure which is [F]worse
Because I [C]dropped your hand while dancing. [G]Left you out there standing
[Am]Crestfallen on the landing. [F]Champagne problems
[C]Your mom's ring in your pocket [G]my picture in your wallet
[Am]Your heart was glass, I dropped it. [F]Champagne problems
Verse 2
[C]You told your family for a [G]reason
You [Am]couldn't keep it [F]in
[C]Your sister splashed out on the [G]bottle
Now [Am]no one's celebra[F]ting
[C]Dom Pérignon, you brought it. [G]No crowd of friends applauded
[Am]Your hometown skeptics called it. [F]Champagne problems
[C]You had a speech, you're speechless. [G]Love slipped beyond your reaches
[Am]And I couldn't give a reason. [F]Champagne problems
Verse 3
[C]Your Midas touch on the Chevy [G]door. November flush and your flannel [Am]cure
"This dorm was once a madhouse" I [F]made a joke, "Well, it's made for me"
[C]How evergreen, our group of friends. [G]Don't think we'll say that word again
[Am]And soon they'll have the nerve to [F]deck the halls that we once walked through
[C]One for the money, two for the show. I [G]never was ready so I watch you go
Some[Am]times you just don't know the answer 'Til [F]someone's on their knees and asks you
[C]"She would've made such a lovely bride what a [G]shame she's fucked in the head," they said
But [Am]you'll find the real thing instead. She'll [F]patch up your tapestry that I shred
And [C]hold your hand while dancing. [G]Never leave you standing
[Am]Crestfallen on the landing [F]with champagne problems
[C]Your mom's ring in your pocket [G]her picture in your wallet
[Am]You won't remember all my [F]champagne problems