capo 4
Intro:
[Am] [G] [F] [C]
Verse1
If you weren't [Am] born with it
You can buy a couple [G] ornaments
Just be sure to read the [F] warning, kids
Cause pretty soon you'll be [C] bored of it (ah, ah) [F]
[Am] Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel [G] sexual
You can always call up a [F] professional
They stick pins in you like a [C] vegetable (ah, ah)
Pre-chorus
[Am] Kids forever, kids forever
[G] Baby soft skin turns into leather
[F] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
[N.c.] No one will love you if you're unattractive
Chorus
[Am] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is [G] it true that pain is beauty?
[F] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[C] Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[G] How did you afford her surgery?
[F] Do you swear you'll stay forever
[C] Even if her face don't stay together
[Am] Even if her [F] face don't [C] stay together
Verse2
If you want a little more [Am]confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's [G]common sense
All you need's a couple more [F]condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some [C]compliments
It's [Am]such a waste
When little girls grow into their [G]mothers face
But little girls are learning how to [F]cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they [C]suffocate
Pre-chorus
[Am] Kids forever, kids forever
[G] Baby soft skin turns into leather
[F] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
[N.c.] No one will love you if you're unattractive
Chorus
[Am] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is [G] it true that pain is beauty?
[F] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[C] Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[G] How did you afford her surgery?
[F] Do you swear you'll stay forever
[C] Even if her face don't stay together
[Am] Even if her [F] face don't [C] stay together
Chorus
[Am] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is [G] it true that pain is beauty?
[F] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[C] Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[G] How did you afford her surgery?
[F] Do you swear you'll stay forever
[C] Even if her face don't stay together
[Am] Do you swear you'll stay forever
[G] Even if her face don't stay together
[F] Even if her face don't stay together
Outro
[Am] [G] [F] [C]