(Verse 1)
[Dm] Meet you downstairs in the [Gm] bar and heard
Your [A7] rolled up sleeves in your [Dm] skull t-shirt
You say, [Dm] “What did you do with [Gm] him today?”
And [A7] sniffed me out like I was [Dm] Tanqueray
(Pre-chorus)
[Gm] Cause you're my fella, my guy
[E7] Hand me your stella and fly
[F] By the time I'm [F] out the door
You [E7] tear men down like [A7] Roger Moore
(Chorus)
[Dm] I cheated myself [Am] like I [E7] knew I [Am] would
I [Dm] told ya I was [Am] trouble, you [E7] know that I'm no [Am] good
(Verse 2)
[Dm] Upstairs in bed with [Gm] my ex boy
He's [A7] in a place but I [Dm] can't get joy
[Dm] Thinking of you in the [Gm] final throws
[A7] This is when my [Dm] buzzer goes
(Pre-chorus)
[Gm] Run out to meet your chips and pitta
[E7] You say, “When we're married,” cause you're not bitter
[F] There'll be none of him no more
I [E7] cried for you on the [A7] kitchen floor
(Chorus)
[Dm] I cheated myself [Am] like I [E7] knew I [Am] would
I [Dm] told ya I was [Am] trouble, you [E7] know that I'm no [Am] good
(Verse 3)
[Dm] Sweet reunion, Jamaica [Gm] and Spain
We're [A7] like how we [Dm] were again
[Dm] I'm in the tub, you [Gm] on the seat
[A7] Lick your lips as I [Dm] soak my feet
(Pre-chorus)
[Gm] Then you notice little carpet burn
[E7] My stomach drops and my guts churn
[F] You shrug and it's the worst
To [E7] truly stuck the [A7] knife in first
(Chorus) x2
[Dm] I cheated myself [Am] like I [E7] knew I [Am] would
I [Dm] told ya I was [Am] trouble, you [E7] know that I'm no [Am] good