[Gm]Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
[Gm]But I'm only going to get this one chance
[Gm]Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
[Gm]Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
[Gm]If that means, what I think it means, we're
in trouble, big trouble, and if he is as bananas as you say,
I'm not taking any chances
[Gm]You were just what the doctor ordered
(HOOK)
[Gm]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[Gm]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[Gm]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
[Gm]They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
[Gm]But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
[Gm]I got a laptop in my back pocket
[Gm]My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
[Gm]Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[Gm]Made a living and a killing off it
[Gm]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[Gm]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
[Gm]I'm an MC still as honest
[Gm]But as rude and as indecent as all hell
[Gm]Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
[Gm]This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip-hop
[Gm]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
[Gm]Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yep, yackity-yak
[Gm]Now at the exact same time
[Gm]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
[Gm]I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
[Gm]Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
[Gm]Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[Gm]How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
[Gm]Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipad
[Gm]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
[Gm]While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
(HOOK)
[Gm]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[Gm]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[Gm]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
[Gm]Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
[Gm]Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
[Gm]Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
[Gm]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[Gm]Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
[Gm]MC's get taken to school with this music
[Gm]Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
[Gm]Now I lead a new school full of students
[Gm]Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
[Gm]-W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[Gm]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
[Gm]To meet Run DMC, induct them, into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
[Gm]Roll Hall of Fame
[Gm]Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[Gm]Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
[Gm]On the wall of shame
[Gm]You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
[Gm]Off a plank, and tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
[Gm]Little gay looking boy
[Gm]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
[Gm]You witnessing a massacre
[Gm]Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
[Gm]Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
[Gm]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[Gm]And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
[Gm]Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
[Gm]I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
[Gm]I'mma work for everything I have
[Gm]Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
[Gm]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
[Gm]To keeping up with the same pace looking boy
(HOOK)
[Gm]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[Gm]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[Gm]The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
[Gm]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[Gm]Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
[Gm]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
[Gm]Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
[Gm]And I should not be woken
[Gm]I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
[Gm]But I got your mom deep throating
[Gm]I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
[Gm]I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[Gm]It's me, my honesty's brutal
[Gm]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
[Gm]For good at least once in a while
[Gm]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
[Gm]Enough rhymes to maybe try to help get some people through tough times
[Gm]But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
[Gm]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[Gm]I know there was a time where once I
[Gm]Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[Gm]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[Gm]Appeal with the skin color of mine
[Gm]You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
[Gm]Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP1
[Gm]Where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
[Gm]Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
[Gm]See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was
[Gm]But I've morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
[Gm]You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
[Gm]And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
[Gm]You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
[Gm]You're like normal, fuck being normal
[Gm]And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
[Gm]To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[Gm]Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather’s pad
[Gm]Singin' to a man while they played piano
[Gm]Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[Gm]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
[Gm]''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''
[Gm]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
[Gm]Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
[Gm]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
[Gm]Innovative and I'm made of rubber
[Gm]So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
[Gm]I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
[Gm]How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
[Gm]Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
[Gm]For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
[Gm]Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[Gm]I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[Gm]Oh, he's too mainstream
[Gm]Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[Gm]It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[Gm]With rock, shock rap with Doc
[Gm]Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
[Gm]I don't know how to make songs like that
[Gm]I don't know what words to use
[Gm]Let me know when it occurs to you
[Gm]While I’m ripping any one of these verses, that versus you
[Gm]It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you
[Gm]How many verses I gotta murder to prove
[Gm]That if you were half as nice at songs, you can sacrifice virgins too (ughhh)
[Gm]School flunkie, pill junky
[Gm]But look at the accolades the skills brung me
[Gm]Full of myself, but still hungry
[Gm]I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[Gm]And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
[Gm]But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
[Gm]I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
[Gm]Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
[Gm]But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
[Gm]Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
[Gm]They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
[Gm]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
[Gm]Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
[Gm]And understand the discrimination
[Gm]But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
[Gm]But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
[Gm]Don't mistake it for Satan
[Gm]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
[Gm]And take a vacation to trip abroad
[Gm]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
[Gm]Be a king? Think not - why be a king when you can be a God?