They will [C]clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will [G]make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
And they'll [F]make you call fellatio a trouser-[F#dim]friendly [G]kiss
It's the [F]plain situ[G]ation
There's [F]no negoti[G]ation
With the [F]fellas at the [G]freakin' FC[C]C!
They're as [C]stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
Make a [G]joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any [F]baby with a brain could tell them every[F#dim]body [G]poops
Take a [F]tip, take a [G]lesson
You'll [F]never win by [G]messin
With the [F]fellas at the [G]freakin' FC[C]C!
And if you [F]find yourself with [Fm]some young sexy [Em]thing [Am]
You're gonna [F]have to do her [Fm]with your ding-a-[G]ling
Cause you can't say penis!
So they [C]sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst
And they [G]stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced
I can [F]think of quite another place they should have [F#dim]stuck it [G]first
They may [F]just be neu[G]rotic or [F]possibly psy[G]chotic
They're the [F]fellas at the [G]freakin' FC[C]C!
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