(Verse 1)
[F]We were so happy, why not [C]mix it up?
[E]I'm so at peace, yeah I can't [Am]drink [D]enough
[F]No way to know just who you're [C]thinking of
[E]I just wish you didn't have a [Am]mind
(Pre-Chorus)
[D]That could [F]flip like a switch
Like a [C]wandering drift
To a [E]neighboring bitch
When [Am]just the other night [D]
you said you [F]need me, what gives?
How did [C]it come to this?
Boy, I [E]know where you live
(Chorus)
Baby, I'm not [A]angry
Love you just the [F#m]same
I just hope you [Bm]get agoraphobia [E]someday
And all your days are [C#m]sunny
From your [F#m]windowpane
Wish you a [Bm]lifetime full of happiness
And a forever of never getting [A]laid
(Verse 2)
[F]I think this schedule could be [C]very nice
[E]Call up the boys and crack a
[Am]Miller Lite, [D]watch the fight
[F]Us girls are fun but stressful, [C]am I right?
[E]And you got a right hand [Am]anyway (And only [D]yesterday)
(Pre-Chorus)
Was when [F]we called it quits
I was [C]so confident
'Til the [E]thought of it hit
That [Am]any given night, you [D]could be [F]using your lips
On a [C]girl with big tits
Boy, I [E]know where you live
(Chorus)
Baby, I'm not [A]angry
Love you just the [F#m]same
I just hope you [Bm]get agoraphobia [E]someday
And all your days are [C#m]sunny
From your [F#m]windowpane
Wish you a [Bm]lifetime full of happiness
And a forever of never getting [A]laid [F#m](Forever)
Mm-[Bm]mm
A [F#m]forever of [E]never getting [C#m]laid [F#m]
(Outro)
[A]At the [F]end of the rainbow
I [G]hope you find
A [Am]good whole lot of nothing
'Cause you're [F#m]still inside
And [Dm]abstinence is [G]just a state of [C]mind
