(Verse 1)
[Em]Love when happy hour comes at 10 a.m. o'clock on a [C]Tuesday
Guess a broken heart doesn't care that I just woke [Bm]up
[Em]Got a soft spot for a bev' and a boy that's [A]fruity
I can't lie, whole week's been tough
(Pre-chorus)
No [D]party invitations, not goin' to the club
(Chorus)
[G]I'm just drinking to call someone
[G]Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
[C]Could be John or Larry, [Am]gosh, who's to say?
Or the [C]one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm [D]feelin' that way
Oh, [G]I'm just drinking to call someone
A [G]girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
[C]Sipping on my go go juice, I [Am]can't be blamed
Some [D]good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the [Em]pain
(Verse 2)
Ring, ring, ring, yeah, it's super [Am]important (How many shots in an ounce?)
I [C]might have double vision, but that is irrelevant [Bm]right now
(Answer me, baby, um, are you in town?)
I [Em]miss you and I think about you every minute
If [A]you're still disinterested in me, well, fuck
(Pre-chorus)
Just [D]tryin' different numbers, didn't think that you'd pick up
(Chorus)
[G]I'm just drinking to call someone
[G]Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
[C]Could be John or Larry, [Am]gosh, who's to say?
Or the [C]one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm [D]feelin' that way
Oh, [G]I'm just drinking to call someone
A [G]girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
[C]Sipping on my go go juice, I [Am]can't be blamed
Some [D]good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the [G]pain [C] [Am] [D](Ooh)
(Bridge)
[G]Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
[G]Ba-da-da, da-da-da
How's yous been? What's [C]up?
(Ah, woo, hahaha) Ba-da-da, [Am]da-da-da, da-da-da-da
[C]Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, [D]do you me still love?
[G]Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
[G]Ba-da-da, da-da-da
Shoulda we hooks up?
[C]Ba-da-da, [Am]da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Bye, it's me, how's [D]mm-call, do you me still love?
(Chorus)
[G]I'm just drinking to call someone
[G]Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
[C]Could be John or Larry, [Am]gosh, who's to say?
Or the [C]one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm [D]feelin' that way
Oh, [G]I'm just drinking to call someone
A [G]girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
[C]Sipping on my go go juice, I [Am]can't be blamed
Some [D]good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the [G]pain
