No Capo
Verse:
[G] [Em] [C] [D] [:] [XXL] [Em] [A] [C] [D] [:] [XXL] [LXL]
Chorus : XXL LXL
[Verse 1]
[G] Un[Em]Unfortun[C]fortunately I [D(X)]am
[G] My [Em]own dog, [C]my own fur comp[D]companion
[Em] My own old [A]lady on a forum
[C] Who types in g[D(X)]glittery decorum
[G] Un[Em]Unfortunat[C]fortunately I [D]take
[G] Mys[Em]Myself out [C]walking every [D]day
[Em] I hand my [A]legs to the feet and
[C] I give my h[D(X)]head to the leash
[Chorus]
[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] What’s a human [E7]being gotta be like
[Am] What’s a way to [D]just be competent
[G] These sweet instincts [E7]ruin my life
[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] Was it a mis[E7]mistake to try and define
[Am] What I’m certain’s [D]mad incompetence
[G] These sweet instincts r[E7(X)]ruin my life
[Verse 2]
[G] I c[Em]an't smell w[C]ell, or tell t[D]he time.
[G] Not [Em]K through[C]through 8, nor K d[D]dash 9.
[Em] (For human, [A]grossly underqualified
[C] For canine, [D]grossly overqualified)
[G] I do[Em]don’t blend [C]in at Pet-[D]Pet-Smart
[G] That tru[Em]truth rem[C]remains for the [D]Walmart
[Em] 'Cause in either [A]case they say to me
[C] "What the fuck is [D]lost in aisle 3?"
[Chorus]
[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] What’s a human [E7]being gotta be like
[Am] What’s a way to [D]just be competent
[G] These sweet instincts [E7]ruin my life
[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] Was it a mis[E7]mistake to try and define
[Am] What I’m certain’s [D]mad incompetence
[G] These sweet instincts [E7]ruin my life
[Verse 3]
[A] Just [F#m]watch me, m[D]moving far a[E]away
[A] No[F#m]body e[D]ven knows my n[E]ame a[Fm]nd
[F#m] No one sus[B]suspects that I’m not fine, and
[D] Nobody [Dm]outs behavioral Frankenstein
[A] Just [F#m]look at [D]Victor in L[E]LA
[A] And Syd [F#m]with the [D]y at U of [E]A, [Fm]
[F#m] And all the [B]majors at the labels -
[D] Rebooting [Dm]soon as I am able
[Chorus]
[Bm] Every other [E]day I’m wondering
[A] What’s a human [F#7]being gotta be like
[Bm] What’s a way to [E]just be competent
[A] These sweet instincts [F#7]ruin my life
[Bm] Every other [E]day I’m wondering
[A] Was it a mis[F#7]mistake to try and define
[Bm] What I’m certain’s [E]mad incompetence
[A] These sweet instincts [F#7]ruin my life
[Outro]
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] Da da da da [F#7]da da dadada
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] These sweet instincts [F#7]ruin my life
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] Da da da da [F#7]da da dadada
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] These sweet [F#7]instincts ruin my life...