Intro: [Bb7] [Abmaj7]
[Eb]Same old story, [Cm]time again
[Ab]Got so close but [Ab/G]then you [Ab]lost it
[Eb]Should've listened [Cm]to your friends
[Ab]About his girlfriend [Ab/G]back in [Ab]Boston
[Eb]You sent him pictures and [Cm]playlists and phone s*x
[Ab]He disappeared from the [Ab/G]second that [Ab]you said
[Eb]"Let's get coffee, [Cm]let's meet up"
[Ab]I'm so sick of [Ab/G]online [Ab]love
And [Bb7]I don't understand [Ab]why can't any man
Hit it [Eb]like, get it [Cm]hot, make a [Ab]b!tch, it's a [Ab/D] [Ab] [Ab/D]fem
Hit it [Eb]like, get it [Cm]hot, make a [Ab]b!tch, it's a-
Um, can you play a song with a f*cking beat?
(Hit it [Eb]like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(Get it [Cm]hot) Get it hot like Papa John
(Make a [Ab]bitch) Make a b!tch go on and on
(It's a [Ab/D]fem) It's a [Ab] [Ab/D]femininomenon
(Hit it [Eb]like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(Get it [Cm]hot) Get it hot like Papa John
(Make a [Ab]bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
(It's a [Ab/D]fem) It's a [Ab] [Ab/D]femininomenon
[Eb]So let's say it's [Cm]working out
[Ab]You pretend to [Ab/G]love his [Ab]mother
[Eb]Lying to your [Cm]friends about
[Ab]How he's such a [Ab/G]goddamn good [Ab]lover
[Eb]Stuck in the suburbs, you're [Cm]folding his laundry
[Ab]Got what you wanted so [Ab/D]stop feeling [Ab] [Ab/D]sorry
[Eb]Crying at the nail [Cm]salon
[Ab]I'm so sick of [Ab/D]online [Ab] [Ab/D]love
And [Bb7]I don't understand [Ab]why can't any man
Hit it [Eb]like, get it [Cm]hot, make a [Ab]bitch, it's a [Ab/D] [Ab] [Ab/D]fem
Hit it [Eb]like, get it [Cm]hot, make a [Ab]bitch, it's a-
Um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?
(Hit it [Eb]like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(Get it [Cm]hot) Get it hot like Papa John
(Make a [Ab]bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
(It's a [Ab/D]fem) It's a [Ab] [Ab/D]femininomenon
(Hit it [Eb]like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(Get it [Cm]hot) Get it hot like Papa John
(Make a [Ab]bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
(It's a [Ab/D]fem) It's a [Ab] [Ab/D]femininomenon
[Ab]Ladies, you know what I mean
[Eb]And you know what you need and so does he
But does it [Fm7]happen? (No!) but does it happen? (No!)
[Bb7]Well, what we really need is a femininomenon
(A what?) A femininomenon
(Hit it [Eb]like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(Get it [Cm]hot) Get it hot like Papa John
(Make a [Ab]bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
(It's a [Ab/D]fem) It's a [Ab] [Ab/D]femininomenon
(Hit it [Eb]like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(Get it [Cm]hot) Get it hot like Papa John
(Make a [Ab]bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
Did you hear me? Play the fucking beat!
[Eb]Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(Get it [Cm]hot) Get it hot like Papa John
(Make a [Ab]bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
(It's a [Ab/D]fem) It's a [Ab] [Ab/D]femininomenon
(Hit it [Eb]like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(Get it [Cm]hot) Get it hot like Papa John
(Make a [Ab]bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
(It's a [Ab/D]fem) It's a [Ab] [Ab/D]femininomenon
Hit it [Eb]like, get it [Cm]hot, make a
[Ab]bitch, it's a [Ab/D]fem (It's a [Ab] [Ab/D]femininomenon)
Hit it [Eb]like, get it [Cm]hot, make a [Ab]bitch, It's a fem, fem, fem, fem