Intro: [Em] [Cmaj7] [Am] [B7] [Em] [Cmaj7] [Am] [B7]
[Em]I hope you hang yourself with your H&M [Cmaj7]scarf
While j*rking off listening to [Am]mozart
You b!tch and moan about LA
[B7]Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
[Em]You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
[Cmaj7]You’re so indie rock it’s almost an [Am]art
You need SPF [B7]45 just to stay alive
[Em]You’re so gay and you don’t even [Cmaj7]like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like boys
[Em]You’re so gay and you don’t even like [Cmaj7]boys
No you don’t even like
[Am]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
[Em]You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
[Cmaj7]You’re so skinny you
should really Super Size the deal
[Am]Secretly you’re so amused
That [B7]nobody understands you
[Em]I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
[Cmaj7]I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
[Am]I can’t believe I fell in love [B7]
with someone that wears more make up than
[Em]You’re so gay and you don’t even [Cmaj7]like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like boys
[Em]You’re so gay and you don’t even like [Cmaj7]boys
No you don’t even like
[Am]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like [Cmaj7] [C#m7]
Ur so [B7]gay ur so gay
[Em7]You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
[Cmaj7]You pull em' down and there’s really nothing there
[Am]I wish you would [B7/D#]just be real with me
[Em]You’re so gay and you don’t even [Cmaj7]like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like boys
[Em]You’re so gay and you don’t even like [Cmaj7]boys
No you don’t even like
[Am]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like p*nis!