Verse:
[Am]Ho ho ho, bring a [F]bottle of rum
[C]Ho ho ho, cream and [G]whiskey bourbon
[Am]Ho ho ho, bring a [F]bottle of booze
We got [C]nothing to lose, ho [G]ho ho
[Am]Ho ho ho, bring a [F]friend if you please
[C]Ho ho ho, Santa's [G]open to me
[Am]Ho ho ho, all the [F]misfit and us
Hope the [C]misfits show up, ho [G]ho ho
Chorus:
[Am]Ho ho ho, it don't get [F]better than this
[C]Ho ho ho, in the [G]land of misfits
[Am]Ho ho ho, we're all [F]losin' our legs
We got [C]nothing but this, ho [G]ho ho
[Am]Ho ho ho, gon' be [F]our family
[C]Ho ho ho, this is [G]Christmas baby
[Am]Ho ho ho, bring a [F]friend if you please
Bring them [C]all to their knees, ho [G]ho ho