[D]We[A]ll[E] y[2x]ou should [D]s ee [A]Polyth ene [E]Pa m
She's so [D]good-loo king but she [A]lo oks like a [E]ma n
Well you should see [G]h er in drag dressed in her [B7]pol ythene bag
Yes you [C]should see [D]Polythe ne [E]Pam.
[C]Ye ah [D]ye ah [E]ye ah
[D]Ge[A]Get [E]a [2x]dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's jacked to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built
Yeah yeah yeah
[D]* [A]or[E]or B[2x]B