Just who the hell do you [E]think you are I pay the light [F#7]bill in this bar
Hey, whatcha mean you gonna [A]cut me off Just shut up and give me that [B7]beer I bought
I got no idea who [E]took my keys Or who put this lipstick [F#7]on my cheek
I know I might come off [A]whiskey bent You’re probably thinking I’m [B7]three sheets to the wind
But, I ain’t as think as you [A]drunk I am Don’t pay no mind to this [E]mountain of crushed up cans
No, I can’t say my [B7]C-B-A’s But I can sing ya every [E]song that jukebox plays
And I know I can’t [A]stand or sit But if I was hammered, could I [E]dance like this
[C#m]Might have a cold [F#7]one in each hand [B7]But I ain’t as think as you [E]drunk I am
Honey, to be honest, I’ve [E]had me a few I mighta danced with a [F#7]cowgirl or two
I mighta left my left [A]boot at the bar You mighta seen me laying [B7]out in the yard
But, I ain’t as think as you [A]drunk I am Don’t pay no mind to this [E]mountain of crushed up cans
No, I can’t say my [B7]C-B-A’s But I can sing ya every [E]song that jukebox plays
And I know I can’t [A]stand or sit But if I was hammered, could I [E]dance like this
[C#m]Might have a cold [F#7]one in each hand [B7]But I ain’t as think as you [E]drunk I am
Well, [A]I mighta started drinking at [B7]noon But this [A]honky-tonk don’t [B7]close till 2
But, I ain’t as think as you [A]drunk I am Don’t pay no mind to this [E]mountain of crushed up cans
No, I can’t say my [B7]C-B-A’s But I can sing ya every [E]song that jukebox plays
And I know I can’t [A]stand or sit But if I was hammered, could I [E]dance like this
[C#m]Might have a cold [F#7]one in each hand [B7]But I ain’t as think as you [E]drunk I am
[C#m]Might have a cold [F#7]one in all three hands [B7]I ain’t as think as you [E]drunk I am
[C#m]May not be good as I [F#7]once was But I’m as [B7]good once as I ever [E]was
