Intro
[D] So things look b[F#7]ad,
and your b[Bm7]ack's against the w[Am7]all [D7]
[GM7] Your whole e[F#m7]xistence seems fuckin' [Em7]hopeless [GM7] [A]
[D] You're feelin' f[F#7]ilthy as a [Bm7]
dive bar bathroom stall[Am7] [D7]
[GM7] Can't face the w[F#m7]orld sober and do[Em7]peless [F#sus4] [F#7]
You've [B]lost your w[E]ay, you [A]think your life is wrec[D]ked
Well, [Em7]let me[F#m7] just [G]say you'[Bm]re co[A7]rrect
(Wait, what?)
Chorus
You're a [D]loser, [E7]baby
A [G]loser, goddamn [D]baby
[A]You're a [Bm7]fucked-up little [E7]whiny bitch
(Hey!)
You're a [G]loser, [A]just like [D]me
(Thanks, asshole)
You're a [D]screws-loose [E7]boozer
An [G]only one-star [D]reviews-er
[A]You're a [Bm]power-[F#]bottom [A]at rock [E]bottom
But[G] you got [Asus4]compan[D]y
(This supposed to make me feel better?)
Verse
[D] There was a t[F#7]ime I thought that n[Bm]o one could re[D]late
[GM7] To the gruesome wa[F#m7]ys in which I'm d[Em7]amaged [A]
[D] But lettin' w[F#7]alls down,
it can so[Bm]metimes set you s[Asus4]traight![D]
[GM7] We're all livin' i[F#m7]n the same shit s[Em7]andwich [F#sus4] [F#7]
I [B]sold my [E]soul to a [A]psychopathic [D]freak
Haha! And[Em7] you thi[F#m7]nk that [G]makes [E]you u[D]nique? [A7]
(Get outta here, man!)
Chorus
We're both [D]losers, [E7]baby
We're [G]losers, it's [D]okay to [A]be a
[Bm]Coked-up, [E7]dick-suckin' ho?
[G]Baby, that's [A]fine by [D]me
I'm a [D]loser, [E7]honey
A [G]schmoozer and a [D]dummy
[A]But at [Bm7]least I [F#]know I'm [A]not [E]alone
You're a [G]loser
[A]Just like [D]me
Bridge
[D]I got an appe[D]tite for gamb[C]li[D]n'
[D]I got an appe[D]tite for samp[C]li[D]n'
every drug and [D]sex toy I can [C]find
[Csus4]Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!
[D]I got no holes left [D]to def[C]lo[D]wer
[D]I sold my soul to [D]save my [C]po[D]wer
[D]Now I'm on that demon's leash
I'm [Gm7]trapped and it[Am7] gets wor[Bb7]se with[Bm7] every h[C]our
Chorus
You're a [D]loser, [E]baby
A [G]loser, but just [D]maybe [A]if we
[Bm7] Eat shit toget[E]her, things will [G]end up [A]differently [D]
It's time to [D]lose your self-[E7]loathin'
[G]Excuse yourself, [D]let hope in, [A]baby
[Bm]Play your [F#]card, be [A]who you [E7]are
Outro
A [G]loser, [F]just[A7] li[D]ke me
