[Em]The queen passed out in her balcony when [D]I came out [Am]
[Em]The king ordered his men to close their eyes and say a [D]prayer out loud [Am]
[Em]Scantily clad woman. [D]Scantily clad [Am]man
[Em]Scantily clad woman. [D]Scantily clad [Am]man
The [Em]pope fled at once when I walked up stage and [D]had no shame [Am]
The [Em]knights went to war when I kissed
her in that [D]pink beret oh what a [Am]big disgrace
[Em]Scantily clad woman. [D]Scantily clad [Am]man
[Em]Scantily clad woman. [D]Scantily clad [Am]man
[C]With [Em]all the nobles [G]gone from their [Am]seats [C]
I [Em]felt the roses [G]fall at my [Am]feet [C]
Oh hear they’re [Em]coming they’re [G]coming for [Am]me [C]
On my [Em]tombstone I just [G]hope that it [C]reads
[Em]Scantily clad woman. [D]Scantily clad [Am]man
[Em]Scantily clad woman. [D]Scantily clad [Am]man
[Em]Scantily clad woman. [D]Scantily clad [Am]man
[Em]Scantily clad woman. [D]Scantily clad [Am]man
