[Ab]You know what they say
"Ne[Ab]ver waste a Friday night on a first date"
But [Ab]there I was
In [Ab]my heels with my hair straight
And [Ab]so, I take him to this bar
[Ab]This man wouldn't dance
[Ab]He didn't ask a single question
[Ab]And he was wearing these fugly jeans (Ew)
[Ab]It doesn't matter though
[Ab]He doesn't have what it takes to be
[Ab]With a girl like me
[Ab]Not overdramatic
[Ab]I know what I [Gb]want
[Db]We're leaving the planet
[Db]And you can't come
[Ab]Uh-huh, I'm through
With [Ab]all these hyper mega bummer boys like you
Oh [Gb]yeah, I need
A [Db]super graphic ultra modern girl like me
We're [Ab]hot, we're drunk, wow
Well [Ab]look at her moving, baby, she's the one
Oh [Gb]yeah, I need
A [Db]super graphic ultra modern girl like me
[Ab]Telling secrets there on the mattress
Wea[Ab]ring nothing but glitter and lashes
At [Gb]every party we're
the party, shaking our asses
Ma[Db]king out while the world collapses
[Ab]Not overdramatic
[Ab]I know what I [Gb]want
[Db]We're leaving the planet
[Db]And you can't come
[Ab]Uh-huh, I'm through
With [Ab]all these hyper mega bummer boys like you
Oh [Gb]yeah, I need
A [Db]super graphic ultra modern girl like me
We're [Ab]hot, we're drunk, wow
Well [Ab]look at her moving, baby, she's the one
Oh [Gb]yeah, I need
A [Db]super graphic ultra modern girl like me
[Ab]Get up off your feet
[Ab]Get up on that bar
[Ab]Walk that walk
[Ab]From Tokyo to New York
With [Gb]everything you feel
And [Gb]everything you are
[Db]Walk that walk
[Db]Flash the camera
[Db]Flash the camera
[Db]Flash the camera
[Ab]You're a star
Uh-[Ab]huh, I'm through
With [Ab]all these hyper mega bummer boys like you
Oh [Gb]yeah, I need
A [Db]super graphic ultra modern girl like me
We're [Ab]hot, we're drunk, wow
Well [Ab]look at her moving, baby, she's the one
Oh [Gb]yeah, I need
A [Db]super graphic ultra modern girl like me
Oh, you got me, "La-la-la"-in'
Hyper-sexy top to bottom girl like me
