This ain't [C]Texas (ooh) Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your [C]cards down, down, down, down
So park your [C]Lexus (ooh) And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick a[C]round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be [C]damned if I can't slow-dance with you
[C]Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a [C]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[C]Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha
There's a tor[C]nado (there's a tornado) In my city (in my city)
Hit the [C]basement (hit the basement) That shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty)
Rugged [F]whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'Cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')
Puffin' red-cup [C]kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
[Am]Ooh, [F]one step to the right
We [C]headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[Am]Ooh, [F]run me to the left
Then [C]spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't [C]Texas (ooh) Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your [C]cards down, down, down, down
So park your [C]Lexus (ooh) And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick a[C]round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be [C]damned if I can't slow-dance with you
[C]Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a [C]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[C]Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo
There's a [C]heatwave (there's a heatwave) Comin' at us (comin' at us)
Too hot to [C]think straight (too hot to think straight)
Too cold to [F]panic (cold to panic) All of
the problems Just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)
And now we're [C]runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
[Am]Ooh, [F]one step to the right
We [C]headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[Am]Ooh, [F]run me to the left
Then [C]spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't [C]Texas (ooh) Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your [C]cards down, down, down, down
So park your [C]Lexus (ooh) And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick a[C]round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be [C]damned if I can't slow-dance with you
[C]Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a [C]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[C]Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo
[F]Take it to the floor now, [Dm]ooh (oops, spurs, boots)
To the floor now, [F]ooh, ooh, ooh, [Dm]ooh (tap back, oops, shoot)
[F]Come take it to the floor now, [Dm]ooh
And I'll be [F]damned if I cannot dance with [Dm]you
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me [G]too (spurs, spurs, boots)
Sologenic, photogenic, [C]shoot
