[Em]Boy #1 made a picnic for two [G]Saw he was nervous, I thought it was cute
Un [Am]til I found out that his mom made the food [Bm]...(It was good though)
[Em]Boy #2 had a beautiful face [G]Highly agreed to go back to his place
His [Am]wife really had some impeccable taste ( [Bm]She was sweet though)
I’ve been on [C]this ride this rollercoaster’s a [D]carousel And I’m [B7]getting nowhere
[Em]Boys around the world [G]I want to believe that
[Am]When you chase a girl It’s [Bm]not just hunting season
[Em]I can see the future, [G]say it like you mean it
I’ve got a [Am]beach house in Malibu and I’m [Bm]probably gonna hurt your [Em]feelings
I’m [G]probably gonna hurt your [Am]feelings I’m [B7]probably gonna hurt you
[Em]Boy #12 had a look in his eye [G]Brought up his ex and he started to cry
[Am]Told me he loved me the very first night [Bm](Oh no)
[Em]Who knows what [G]I’m in for with [Am]boy # I can’t keep count anymore [B7]
I’ve been on [C]this ride this rollercoaster’s a [D]carousel And I’m [B7]getting nowhere
[Em]Boys around the world [G]I want to believe that
[Am]When you chase a girl It’s [Bm]not just hunting season
[Em]I can see the future, [G]say it like you mean it
I’ve got a [Am]beach house in Malibu and I’m [Bm]probably gonna hurt your [Em]feelings
I’m [G]probably gonna hurt
I’ve got a [Am]weekend in paradise and I’m [B7]probably gonna never [Em]call you
I’m [G]probably gonna hurt you
I got [Am]big plans to take care of you, I just [B7]need to borrow ten thousand[Em] dollars
I’m [G]probably gonna hurt you
I’ve got a [Am]lake house in Canada and I’m [B7]probably gonna harvest your [Em]organs
I’m [G]probably gonna hurt you
I’ve got a [Am]beach house in Malibu And I’m [B7]probably gonna hurt your feelings
[Em]Boys around the world [G]I want to believe that
[Am]When you chase a girl It’s [Bm]not just hunting season
[Em]I can see the future, [G]say it like you mean it
I’ve got a [Am]beach house in Malibu and I’m [Bm]probably gonna hurt your [Em]feelings
