Verse 1
[Em]Don't ask [C]questions, [Am]you don't wanna [Em]know
[Em]Learned my [C]lesson [Am]way too long [Em]ago
To be [Em]talkin to you, [C]
belladonna, shoulda [Am]taken a break, not an [Em]Oxford comma
[Em]Take what I want when I [C]wanna, [Am]and I want [Em]ya
Pre-Chorus 1
[Em]Bad, bad [C]news, [Am]one of us is gonna [Em]lose
I'm the [Em]powder, you're the [C]fuse, [Am] just add some friction
Chorus 1
[Em]You-ooh [C]are [Am]my strange [Em]addiction
[Em]You-ooh [C]are [Am]my strange [Em]addiction
My [Em]doctors can't [C]explain, my [Am]symptoms or my [Em]pain
But [Em]you-ooh [C]are [Am]my strange addiction
Interlude – from The Office
[Em]I'm really, [C]really sorry, [Am]I think I was just relieved
To [Em]see that Michael Scarn got his [Em]confidence back
Yeah, Michael, the [C]movie is amazing
It's like, [Am]one of the best movies [Em]I've ever seen in my life
Verse 2
[Em]Deadly fever[C], [Am]please don't [Em]ever break
Be [Em]my reliever[C] 'cause I don't self medicate
And it [Em]burns like a gin and I [C]like it,
put your [Am]lips on my skin and you [Em]might ignite it
[Em]Hurts, but I know how to [C]hide it, [Am]kinda like it[Em] (te-huh)
Pre-Chorus 2
[Em]Bad, [C]bad news, one [Am]of us is gonna [Em]lose
I'm the [Em]powder, you're the [C]fuse, [Am] just add some friction
Chorus 2
[Em]You-ooh [C]are [Am]my strange [Em]addiction
[Em]You-ooh [C]are [Am]my strange [Em]addiction
My [Em]doctors can't [C]explain, my s[Am]ymptoms or my [Em]pain
But [Em]you-ooh[C] are [Am]my strange addiction
Bridge
[Em]Bite [Em]my [Em]glass, set [Em]myself on fire
Can't you [Em]tell I'm crass, can't you [Em]tell I'm wired?
Tell me [Em]nothing lasts, like I [Em]don't know
You could [Em]kiss my ass-king about [Em]my motto
Interlude – from The Office
[Em]You should enter in [C]festivals or carnivals[Am], [Em]thoughts?
[Em]Pretty good reaction, pretty cool[Am],[Em] right?
Chorus 3
[Em]You-ooh[C] are[Am] my strange [Em] addiction
[Em]You-ooh[C] are[Am] my strange [Em] addiction
My [Em]doctors can't [C]explain, my [Am]symptoms or my [Em]pain
[Em]You-ooh[C] are[Am] my strange [Em] addiction
[Em] [C] [Am] [Em]
