Verse 1
So [G]long
[B7]Goodbye
I'll [Em]see you when I [D]see you
You can [C]pick the street
I'll [Cm]meet you on the [G]other [B7]side [Em]
Verse 2
[D/F#]So [G]long
[B7]Goodbye
Do I [Em]really have to [D]finish?
Do [C]returns always [Cm]diminish?
Did I [G]say that [B7]right? [Em]
Chorus
Does [G] [G#dim]anybody [Am]want to [Em]joke
When no one's [F]laughing in the [C] [D]background?
[G] So [Dm7]this is [F]how it [C] [Bb]ends
[G] I [Dm7]promise to [Bb]never go out[Eb]side a[C]gain[G]
Verse 3
So [G] [Gsus4]long [G]
[B7]Bye!
I'm [Em]slowly losing [D]power, has it [C]only been an [Cm]hour?
No, that [G]can't be [B7]right [Em]
Verse 4
[D/F#]So [G]l[Gsus4]ong [G]
[B7]Goodbye [B] [B7]
Hey, [Em]here's a fun [D]idea
How about [C]I sit on the [Cm]
couch and I watch [G]you next [B7]time? [Em]
Chorus
I [G]wanna [G#dim]hear you [Am]tell a [Em]joke
When no one's [F]laughing in the [C] [D]background?
[G] So [Dm7]this is [F]how it [C] [Bb]ends
[G] I [Dm7]promise to [Bb]never go [Eb]outside [C]again
Bridge
[Em] Am I going [Am]crazy?
Would I even [D]know?
Am I right back where I [G]started 14 [B7]years ago?
[Em] Wanna guess the [Am]ending?
If it ever [D]does, I swear to God
that [G]all I've ever [B7]wanted was:
A [Em]little bit of everything all of the [Em7]time
[Am/C] A bit of everything all of the [D]time
[G]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[B7]I'm finished playing and I'm staying inside
[C] If I wake up in a [G]house that's full of [D]smoke
I'll panic, so [Em]call me up and [D]tell me a joke
[C] When I'm fully [G]irrelevant and totally [D]broken, damn it
[Em]Call me up and [Bm]tell me a [C]joke
Oh [G]shit
[B7] You're really joking at a [Em]time like [D]this?
Outro
[G]Well, well
[Am]Look who's inside again?
[D]Went out to look for a [Em]reason to [D]hide again
[G]Well, well
[Am]Buddy, you found [D]it
Ebaug Em Ebaug
Now come out with your hands up
We've [Cadd9]got you [Cm]sur[G]rounded