[Dm]Welcome to the internet have a look around
[Gm]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got [F]mountains of content some better, some worse
If [A7]none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[Dm]Welcome to the internet come and take a seat
Would you [Gm]like to see the news or any famous women's feet
There's [F]no need to panic this isn't a test
[A7]Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
[Dm]Welcome to the internet what would you prefer:
Would you [Gm]like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur
Be [F]happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage
[A7]We got a million different ways to engage
[Dm]Welcome to the internet put your cares aside
Here's a [Gm]tip for straining pasta here's a nine-year-old who died
We got [F]movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a [A7]bunch of colored pencil drawings of all
the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other!
[Dm]Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
'Cause a [Gm]random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are [F]grainy and off-putting he just sent you more
[A7]Don't act surprised you know you like it, you whore
[Dm]See a man beheaded get offended, see a shrink
Show us [Gm]pictures of your children tell us every thought you think
Start a [F]rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer
Or D[A7]M a girl and groom her do a Zoom or find a tumor
And here's a [Dm]healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom
Here's why [Gm]women never fuck you here's how you can build a bomb
Which [F]Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
O[A7]bama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your [Dm]kids
[Dm]Could I interest you in everything. All of the time?
A [Gm]little bit of everything. All of the time
[F]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
[A7]Anything and everything. All of the time
[Dm]Could I interest you in everything. All of the time?
A [Gm]little bit of everything. All of the time
[F]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
[A7]Anything and everything. All of the time
[Dm]Not very [C]long ago. [Bb]Just before your [A7]time
[Dm]Right before the [C]towers fell. [Bb]Circa '9[A7]9
This was [Gm]catalogues[Dm]travel blogs [A7]a chat room or [Dm]two
We [Gm]set our sights and [Dm]spent our nights [A7]waiting [C]
For [F]you. [Dm]You. In[Gm]satiable [C]you
Mommy [F]let you use her [Dm]iPad [Gm]you were barely [C]two
And it [Dm]did all the [D7]things we de[C]signed it to [Bb]do
[C]Look at you. [D]You, [G]you [Em]....Un[Am]stoppable, [D]watchable
Your [G]time is now. Your [Em]inside's out. [Am]Honey, how you [D]grew
And if [Em]we stick to[B7]gether who [Em]knows what we'll [G]do
It was [C]always the [D]plan to put the [B7]world in your [C]hand
Could I i[Em]nterest you in [B7]everything. [Em]All of the time
[Am]A bit of everything. [B7]All of the [Em]time
[G]Apathy's a tragedy and [C]boredom is a [D]crime
[B7]Anything and everything [Em]all of the time
Could I i[Em]nterest you in [B7]everything. [Em]All of the time
[Am]A bit of everything. [B7]All of the [Em]time
[G]Apathy's a tragedy and [C]boredom is a [D]crime
[B7]Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and [Em]all of the time
