Verse 1
[D]You are somebody that I don't know
But you're [D]takin' shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like [G]"Damn, it's 7 [G]a.m."
[D]Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you [D]say it in a tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like " [G]Hey, are you [G]okay?"
(Pre-Chorus 1)
And [D]I ain't tryna mess with
your self-expression but I've learned the [D]lesson
That stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no [G]fun
And [A]snakes and stones never broke my bones
(Chorus)
So [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, [D]oh-oh
You need to calm [G]down, you're being too [G]loud
And I'm just like [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, [D]oh-oh
You need to just [G]stop, like can you just [G]not step on my gown?
You need to calm [D]down [D]
(Verse 2)
[D]You are somebody that we don't know
But you're [D]comin' at my friends like a missile
Why are you [G]mad, when you could be [G]GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD)
[D]Sunshine on the street at the parade
But [D]you would rather be in the dark ages
Makin' that [G]sign, must've taken all [G]night
(Pre-Chorus 2)
[D]You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the [D]peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you [G]hate
'Cause [A]shade never made anybody less gay
(Chorus)
So [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, [D]oh-oh
You need to calm [G]down, you're being too [G]loud
And I'm just like [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, [D]oh-oh
You need to just [G]stop, like can you just [G]not step on his gown?
You need to calm [D]down [D]
(Bridge)
And we see you over there on the internet
[D]Comparing all the girls who are killin' it
[G]But we figured you out, we all know [G]now
We all got [A]crowns, you need to calm down
(Chorus)
[D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, [D]oh-oh
You need to calm [G]down(You need to calm dowm)
you're being too [G]loud (You’re being too loud)
And I'm just like [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, [D]oh-oh
You need to just [G]stop (Can you stop)
Like can you just [G]not step on our gown?
You need to calm [D]down [D]
