Hey, leave a message
[C] Hey - call me back when you [Am] get this
Or when you've got a [F] minute
We really need [C] to talk [G]
[C] Wait - you know what
Maybe just [Am] forget it
'Cause by the time you [F] get this
Your number might be [C] blocked [G]
[Am] "Stay" and "bla bla [C] bla"
You just [F] want what you can't [C] have [G]
No [Am] way
I'll call the [C] cops
If you don't [F] stop, I'll call your [C] dad
And I [F] hate to do this [G] to you on your [C] birthday
Happy [Am] birthday by the [E] way
"It's not [F] you, it's me" and [G] all that other [C] bullshit
You know that's [Am] bullshit
Don'tcha', [E] babe?
[F] I'm not your [Fm] party favor [C]
[C] Look - now I know, we could've done it [Am] better
But we can't change the [F] weather
When the weather's come and [C] gone [G]
[C] Books don't make sense if you read 'em [Am] backwards
You'll single out the [F] wrong words
Like you mishear all [C] my songs [G]
You hear [Am] "stay" and "bla bla [C] bla"
You just [F] want what you can't [C] have
No [Am] way
I'll call the [C] cops
If you don't [F] stop, I'll call your [C] dad [G]
And I [F] hate to do this [G] to you on your [C] birthday
Happy [Am] birthday by the [E] way
"It's not [F] you, it's me" and [G] all that other [C] bullshit
You know that's [Am] bullshit
Don'tcha', [E] babe?
[F] I'm not your [Fm] party favor [C]
